End of the Cold One?

What is the world coming to! Germans are drinking less beer than ever. They've turned to water or wine, abandoning one of their most sacred traditions. This is nothing short of treason, and a bad example for the rest of the world. I am appalled and shocked, quite frankly.

Can you imagine Argentinians eating less beef or the British having less tea? Of course not. It would be unpatriotic and against the natural order of things. Thank God, we Puerto Ricans keep honoring our traditions...drinking-wise.

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