The Pink Panther Strikes Again and Again

Where is Inspector Clouseau when you need him? The Pink Panther gang has made a mockery of the Swiss penal system, especially its prisons, which have proved to be as impregnable as...well, Swiss cheese. Not only have these jewel thieves stolen more than $400 million all around the world, but, after being sent to prison, they break out in "shoot-em'-up" fashion. It seems that the Swiss, famous for their pacifism and politeness, and used to dealing with white-collar criminals in their banking system, need to get tough with these hardened and bold criminals.

The least they could do is get Cato to keep them on their toes.

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