"...as the Romans do."

The Catholic Church, reeling from the aftershocks of the Pope's brother involvement in the, now commonplace, sex scandals of the priesthood, seems to be losing ground at home. The Kepler Institute - how fitting -, a sort of high school in Rome, has announced its intention of installing condom-dispensing machines, for obvious reasons. The Church, as was to be expected, is apoplectic over this decision. Oh, the good old days of the Inquisition, when the stake would be already warming up to burn such heretics! Once secularism took over, everything has gone downhill. When the Pope ruled both the spiritual and the earthly worlds, no one would have dared to even think such impure thoughts.

Dirty deeds are best done in private and covered - up by layers of robes amid "mumbo jumbo" in Latin.

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