The Sad Case of Gay

Now we know why Tyson Gay clocked 9.75 seconds in the 100 meters, the fastest time this year, and why he beat Usain Bolt recently. He was cheating, using banned substances. Just like Justin Gatlin, a while back. Desperate to unseat Bolt as the fastest man in history, American sprinters are racing to the "drugstore" to get much-needed help.

Bolt will teach them a lesson, by beating them fair and square. Meanwhile, Gay and Gatlin continue to disgrace themselves trying to win by any means necessary.

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