Safe Deposits

The city of Córdoba, Argentina, has joined a growing list of others who have banned the use of cell phones in banks, both by customers and employees, to prevent their use in setting up robberies from within.  The rationale is that accomplices relay information, both orally and visually, through cameras, to others outside the bank.

To me, there's a more important reason for the ban: too many people talk incessantly on the phone, while waiting in line at the bank.  Due to their proximity, you hear every little detail of their never-ending chatter, driving you crazy and making you fantasize with strangling them.

So, before we decent folks get violent, let's turn the cell phones off in banks, regardless of its effect on bank robberies.

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