The Pope from Ipanema

Now that we're getting rid of Herr Ratzinger, the Catholic Church should take the opportunity to choose a Pope from the New World. Someone with a different perspective and worldview. How about those two Brazilians that have been mentioned? That would shake things up. Church music could use some bossa nova or samba beat, instead of that Gregorian chant-like music that is so depressing. Let's put some rodizio-style beef and caipirinhas on the Vatican menu, and see what happens.

Ah...well. I suppose we'll get another old Mafiosi Italian cardinal...

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